May 6, 2009

May 3, 2009

Poets Ranked by Beard Weight

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10/6/11 update: Now (back) in book form thanks to Skyhorse Publishing!

Buy it on Amazon if you have one of the following beard types: Box, Claus-esque, Dutch Elongated, Full Velutinous, Garibaldi Elongated, Hibernator, Italian False Goatee, Maltese, Mock Forked Elongated, Queen's Brigade, Spade, Spatulate Imperial, Van Dyke, Van Winkle, Wandering Jim...