September 20, 2008

Aerobica Cigarettes for Children

Everything about these candy cigarettes makes me happy. I bought them on the boardwalk of some godforsaken Jersey beach about seven years ago.

I remember smoking candy cigarettes as a child. You could blow a tasteless white powder out of the end of a shaft of gum and then chew the nasty gum for five minutes until it turned to a rough sucking stone.

I want one right now.

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